Have you seen these finance gurus online? I have also, but I unfortunately know one of these loser finance gurus. I won’t mention his name. For the sake of this blog, we will call him Dog Poo the finance guru.
I know Dog Poo very well; he is my cousin’s cousin. Dog Poo worked on wall street and lived with his parents’ house the whole time he was in New York. So, Dog Poo was not good enough to live on his own in NYC. During the pandemic, he ended up moving to Florida. That’s because he clearly wants a lower cost of living. Not because he has a big finance job in Florida because there is no such thing of that as far as I can see.
Now that is pretty normal and actually pretty decent achievements, but for the standard of a finance guru that can coach you on how to make it, well then, I guess Dog Poo lives up to the name I gave him.
Dog poo never owned a business. His first business is this whole bogus finance guru social media profiles he has with his website. So basically, his business model as a finance guru is to press a button and hope for the best. Does this sound like a financial expert? No!
But when you see Dog Poo he looks the part, he sounds like a tooth fairy but when you analyze what he writes, I can see that he is a special ed student of the field of finance, not a Guru.
On top of that, he switched his job every two years in the field of finance. None of his employers ever stopped him by offering a better salary, they just said “OK Dog Poo, see you later!” Which means that in his field of finance he was not an asset for any company. So, what advice can this guy give people? But none the less, social media is a bodega where the ignorance has a wonderful taste.
Do not fall for what you see on social media. An expert should not be living at their mother’s house. And if you are going to be a finance guru, please be one that was able to live on their own in a place like New York City without the help of their parents. And please be someone who worked at a company for more than two years. Who knows maybe I am just old fashion and not stupid, you know?!
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A deep look of who is teaching your children
The American school system is the dumb and deranged leading the vulnerable. I have a friend who is a health and physical education teacher and a dean of a high school. And I wonder if she is deserving of her position. She teaches health education, but she needs to see a psychologist weekly to keep herself together, like a jigsaw puzzle. My homegirl is cat poop crazy, extremely stupid and irriational, yet she is a dean of a school managing children and teachers from other departments.
Last year she was binge eating, packing onions rings and God knows what else in her fat yapping hole one hundred miles an hour while she taught health. She had a mental break down because she was afraid to get old. Yet this mongrel teaches health and physical education. But I wonder can fatty even run a mile?
One thing that urkes me about the whole thing is how can this fat binge eating basket case can be a dean of a school which covers all departments while her experience is being a gym teacher and health education teacher while she is mentally ill, binge eats and is at least fifty pounds overweight?
But for christ sake, can’t any one at that school see she is crazy like a white conservative dancing to reggae music? Didn’t anyone see this health teacher shove pounds of food in her mouth like it’s a David Blaine trick? And not only does she get to keep her job, but she also gets flipping promoted!
Also, I do not understand how she as a physical education and health teacher can be in charge of departments like science, math and everything else, while she clearly fails at her area of studies. How the hell do you teach health, and you are crazy and severely obese? How do you fail people at physical and health education while you have double chins and jelly rolls?
It blows my mind. A kid gets approached by my friend; she wobbles over to this poor child in all her triple chin and belly roll glory. She approaches this child armed with a bag of onion rings in her hands, just shoving these onion rings down her criticizing hole one hundred miles an hour and then she goes: “I’m sorry, I have to fail you because you are not healthy.” She probably does this heavily panting while she crunches food saying this to a kid whose body mass index is probably fine, the only thing wrong with the kid is he is being taught and criticized by a blob who sobbs for no reason, binge eats, is completely twisted in her thoughts, and is fifty pounds overweight and I am being nice here because she is my friend.
Does this sound fair to a student to be taught health by an unhealthy person? Does it make sense that a woman who has no experience in science, math or any other subject start to tell other teachers from other deparments what they should do in their departments? Well, it is happening in one school in America, in New York City that’s for sure.
It makes me wonder, this is one person. Who else? How many are like her? I got news for you there are many like my porky friend. You have no idea who is teaching your kids. It is the retarded leading the normal. Make sure you talk to your children when they get home, teach them, because they went to school to learn how to be dumber than they were before they left the house. -
Have you ever been called a bum? What is a bum?
There are many kinds of bums. All bums are not created equal. A bum is someone who wants something for nothing, A bum is someone who defined as worthless, despicable and who lives dissolute.
If you have been called a bum it may hurt, but you can only be hurt for so long until you have to find out why you are hurt. I have been called a bum by many people to my face. After a few times I had to finally define it.
You hear the word bum and immediately you think of the poor individual on the street laying there begging for change and you associate yourself with that image when someone calls you a bum but that may not be you.
There are classifications of bums. There is: the begging azz bum, the failure bum, the homeless bum and the common bum. Now we are going to explain each one of them.
Homeless bum: This is the individual who for one reason or another is down on their luck until they end up on the streets. Or they just did not want to participate in adult life, breaking free from the ferris wheel of life. Many call them undesirable, I call them admirable. I do not look at these people as bums and it is wrong to do that, I refer to them as unhoused people.
Begging azz bum: This type of bum sometimes works, or does not, but either way, they must freeload off of you and always asks for something.
Failure bum: A person who failed at everything they did although they may have worked very hard. They burn out or end up in a viscous cycle of failure and then they give up.
Common bum: This person is finding opportunities for a free ride and use minimal resources; they may try to live with family and not pay bills.
I been each and every kind of bum listed except for homeless. You may want to frown upon me but be thankful for me, I am one less person who will compete with you in the job or housing market.
Also, it irritates me when people called me a bum, because I am a combination of a common bum and failure bum, I have not been a begging azz bum in a long time.
Instrumental Failure by Rich the Bum is available on all streaming platforms. It is a music only album with no vocals. -
How do I know if I was shadow banned or blacklisted on the internet?
Here are the signs that you have been shadow banned or black listed:
- when you post a video, it gets zero views
- when you post a video it may start to get quite a few views and then immediatley it stops happening
- after many years, your posted video gets under one hundred views
- you cannot find your work or your name in detailed searches on the search engine or a specific site search.
- when you try to search for something on a search engine or on a specific site you see or feel that your search results may be altered, hence limiting your research
- when you type in the title of your work or your name other things show up and it is not your work or name and it is opposite.
- when you submit your site to a search engine you can not find it when you type it in to search on search engines
- you are not able to put links that are clickable in the description on youtube or on other sites
- you are forced to verify your site, identity, phone number or email with a certain site or tech company so they can further have data on you to further silence you.
- no matter what you do to follow procedure of ensuring your visibility, you still can not be found.
- you are flagged for saying anything on social media and are accused of violating policies or breaking rules when you did not
- your website accounts are banned with no explanation
- your website accounts are banned after being accused of violting rules although you did not do anything
Above are the telltale signs that you were shadow banned or silenced
Now it is time to put more words to it by giving my opinion as to why this happens and share my personal experience about it. The first thing I can say is the internet or the world wide web is not as free as we think. What I mean to say is you are not truly free to say or do what you want. There is no true democracy on the internet which is why you can be excluded by a tech company or a certain website for what you said with no due process or regard for freedom of speech as guaranteed by the United States constitution.
This exclusion can also be a joint effort by many websites where you see yourself mysteriously being unable to post something on many sites. Freedom of speech is not very prevalent on the internet and when it is, there are many consequences that follow. That consequence is being shadow banned and or blacklisted by companies on the internet which make you invisible and dead to the web universe.
So how does being shadow banned or blacklisted start?
I noticed it with my friend Rich the Bum, a music artist. He has an album out there called “Instrumental Failure by Rich the Bum,” but you would not know because when you type in Rich the Bum, you get a different artist and a different song. I asked him why that is happening, and he felt he was being shadow banned and blacklisted for posting things online.
With me it started when I put out a cartoon that people thought was racist because I was doing it in the spirit of Looney Tunes, when the creator did all the voices. All of a sudden it was flagged by haters and then it happened: I got no views and when I searched for my name or my title, I could not find it.
Another time, I posted on a social media site political opinions and the owners of that social media site clearly flagged my account. Not only was I not able to get back on, when i was I limited. I could not get into certain groups; I could not find everything on a search when I did get back on.
This other time, I spammed a live chat with my product during a hot topic of conversation in a political news live stream and then all of a sudden, my ability to post links on my YouTube description box was taken away.
Once you get noticed the wrong way on the internet it happens, you get blacklisted or shadow banned, from there your searches get altered, you cannot find yourself on a search, and no one will view you or find you on the internet. I am not sure how long it lasts, many times for years, other times forever. -
My personal Valentines Day Massacre
That is my love life, a series of realizations that I am not good enough. However, there was a time I thought I was good enough. So, what do people who think they are good enough do? They go on dating sites looking for women. Then I found one, she was cute, she had a muffin top on her belly which she wore as a sexy feature. But in reality, she was a plumper who knew how to craft make up and her fat in tights to turn me on.
I met her off the internet, she was an older woman. She was divorced multiple times, she had kids from three baby’s daddies and what can I say, for a low life like me it’s a turn on.
But she was beyond a gold digger. She was out to strike oil with me, which in my case was $40 and a DVD player.
You can tell when you have a gold miner as a mate, if you just started the relationship with them on December twentieth, they would ask what are you getting them for Christmas. This is why you should always start your relationships after February fifteenth this way you do not have to get them a gift.
I had many events that turned me off to this aspect of the adult traps. There are many adult traps: jobs, marriage, children and mates, whether it be your girlfriend or boyfriend.
So here was a specific event in the adult trap that led me to the way of disengaging with the love life:
It was Valentine’s Day, my chubby ungrateful and needy girlfriend at the time said to meet her at this certain restaurant. So, I go over there. Would you believe that when I went there, she was already seated with a big plate of food?! Yea, she got seated and ordered food and ate her fat fuggin meal without me. I thought because we were together and boyfriend and girlfriend, she would wait for me and then we would be seated together and then order our food together and then I can watch her gain weight.
But no! Absolutely not her. She could not be a decent pig, she could not resist, she just had to be a normal pig! I walk into that restaurant, and I see her with five farm animals on a plate, absorbing it, and I am like wow you fat beach! What a fat fuggin beach!
And it was not the restaurant I wanted to go to; it was not even what I planned. Then the bill comes, and she hands it to me, and I literally uttered the phrase, “you fat fugg…” I was disgusted by this fat beached whale. She saw the disgust in my face and heard the disgust out of my mouth and she tells me she will pay for it, but I have to buy pizza for her and her kids for dinner.
Now just keep in mind, she is plus size, and you can add and exponent to that. She is chubby to the second power, and she has three kids, they eat like hungry lions. And they are big kids, one of them looked like and was shaped like a female Cleveland Brown Jr. and the other two looked like a female wrestling tag team.
So, I order dominos, it cost me $40 and on top of that there is a delivery fee in addition to the tip which is why I hate ordering pizza in general because I am paying for two slices I never ate when you add in the tip and delivery fee. But don’t worry, I did not really get to eat anything once I left it on the table, they swallowed it like it was no tomorrow. Not only did that turn me off to a love life but also turned me off to fatherhood. I can’t believe I paid $40 to eat two slices.
So, my girl at the time is telling me she will bring my food to me. She is taking forever and when I see what is taking her so long, I see her stuffing her face once again eating without me. What a fat selfish beach. That relationship went on for three months, good times huh?
And that was my personal Valentine’s Day massacre! It’s also one of the many reasons to never date again. This is a day in my miserable life, where many words of misery shall be uttered. Until next time, because unfortunately I am still alive. -
Will raising the minimum wage really benefit us all?
Once upon a time, before I gave up on life itself, I use to work. However, I became disenchanted with the workforce and started to perceive marriage, jobs, and responsibilities in general as life traps and I no longer wanted to be a part of it.
It first started when the great recession struck in 2008 to 2009. We had a great economy but all of a sudden, some yeast infection case in nice clothes and a sweet voice sits in front of a news microphone and says we are in a recession and the economy is bad while things were good a second ago. Then people believed it. Hiring started to freeze up and jobs slowly went from abundance to rare pearls, even the fast-food jobs.
What that did was make a toxic competitive atmosphere. Well, you know this is planet Earth. Therefore, when people compete, they don’t shake hands and say let the best man win and then do to the best of their ability. Nope, what they do to compete is sabotage and gossip about you to a point where you look substandard and incompetent. Next thing you know you get fired or you quit before you set the place on fire. So, I got fired.
When I kept on with the rat race, there was a new obstacle to the newfound bad economy that the news announced, and everyone believed although things were great one split second before they made the announcement. That obstacle was when Obama made health care mandatory for full time employees. That caused employers to hire less full-time workers and more part time workers to save money. Some employers just let go of a lot of people and made the smaller staff do more. Now, it becomes more of a survival of the fittest situation because now you can get fired and not hired for another reason which makes more of a competitive situation and now your employer can further exploit you.
Lately, as I wrote this, I heard they are trying to raise the minimum wage. I predict this will make you more of a slave as an employee because now a job will become a rare dinosaur egg. You will have to compete more which will cause animosity, you will have to do more because you need to have healthcare and a higher wage as an employee, so you now have to be worth the money to the last cent. Let us face it, we may not be worth it to an employer. When the toxicity in the workplace has reached its highest concentration, I think it will lead to violence in the workplace over the stress of keeping the job and it will make employers hire less. Again, a higher minimum wage will make competition at the work place a duel to the death. Thank God I am a bum who lives at his mother’s house.
Here is another thing to consider, by raising the minimum wage, less people get hired which means more people cannot afford stuff because raising the minimum wage is a counter to inflation, but if you do not have a job, you cannot afford the price of living. That will increase unemployment and poverty. I just thought I would throw that out there while I cannot get flagged by social media because this is my site. -
How failure occurs
In 2008, I was flying high. To you I would be barely flying in the middle, I would just be levitating one foot off the ground in your eyes. Well back to me. In 2008, I finished college, I had me a dead-end job that I left to start my career the job of my dreams. It was a sales job in the media game.
All of a sudden, my apex became a curse on me. Many times, I wonder, am I cursed or do I have a bad horoscope. And I say bad horoscope because its beyond back luck, its being f-cked from birth.
As soon as I got my first job, I ended up being in a toxic workplace. It seems the boss who hired me had second thoughts. So, she would make my job hard hoping I would quit. I never quit. Instead, I stood firm, and she fired me.
That was the one year of work after college. After that, I was on unemployment. That lasted two years. I tried to find a job, but it was lower than I was getting on unemployment, and it was not enough to sustain myself or what I should be getting out of college. We are talking way below 30k a year.
After that, it started to become mission impossible. First, the longer you stay out of work, the harder it is to get hired for some strange reason. Then there is this bull sh-t they make you go through. They want to credit check you, background check , check your penis size and drug test you for a minimum wage job and this was before it was a $15 minimum wage. And I was like suck my d-ck.
On top of that, if you are not going to hire me for sure why would I give you my social security number? Isn’t that the dumbest thing you ever heard of in your life? What do you do with my number after you have it and you do not hire me? So again, suck my d-ck and the next thing you know it’s years since I had a job.
Whatever job I do have just tried to exploit me because they know I am long term unemployed for years, so they have me by the balls. I like my balls, i really love my balls and here I am, in my forties at my mother’s house and unemployed.
After my entrepreneur endeavors failed, after dreams of higher education failed and after one hundred interviews from hell I am truly burnt out from life.
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