Tag: food insecurity

So I live in America, I’m sure you are sorry to hear that. In the USA news media system you will hear this term many times “food insecure.”
Huh?! What the fudge brownies with frosting does that mean?
Food insecurity means that you in poverty in a very rich first-class nation and you are so poor that you cannot afford food. It does not mean that food makes you feel insecure like an abusive boyfriend. I’m sure someone out there hears the word food insecure, and you think someone was threatened by a chicken wing. Nope that is not what it means.
Food insecure is a term to describe people who cannot afford food or do not have enough food.
One time I got food insecure. I was eating a hotdog and half way through the second one it made me feel like was giving a man oral sex. And it was a hotdog with ketchup and mustard, so the person’s penis was bleeding and giving std discharge. So, perhaps that should be an alternate meaning of food insecurity, it should mean that you are eating hot dogs, and you realize that it looks like you are sucking a penis.
Look, all I’m saying is if you are hungry or you ate a snickers bar and feel like you just ate a cock, you need to be secure and confident that, I don’t know, they won’t let me tweet this stuff so here we are…